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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Woodruff departs rehab outing after taking liner to elbow - MLB.com

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What to know about nerve pain and tingling hands and feet - The Washington Post

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

The Sun Is Causing Starlink Satellites To Drop From Space - Daily Kos

No go.

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Simulation reveals emergence of jet from binary neutron star merger followed by black hole formation - Phys.org

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

I’ve gotten a perm recently. Any product recommendations and ways to keep hair healthy/make it healthier to counteract the damage?

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Will Miami’s latest effort at “culture change” work? - NBC Sports

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Physicists create 'the world's smallest violin' using nanotechnology - Phys.org