What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:43

So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Woodruff departs rehab outing after taking liner to elbow - MLB.com
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What to know about nerve pain and tingling hands and feet - The Washington Post
—
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
The Sun Is Causing Starlink Satellites To Drop From Space - Daily Kos
No go.
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Will Miami’s latest effort at “culture change” work? - NBC Sports
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Physicists create 'the world's smallest violin' using nanotechnology - Phys.org